Instrumentation: 2 violins, cello, D. B. (no viola).

First movement: Flight of the Laundry Thief Second movement; Night of the Living Rag From the liner notes of Chamber Music In The New World: "A crack whore steals [a] deacon's dirty towels from a laundromat. Unbeknownst to her, the towels have absorbed the essence of a succubus who seduced the deacon in a club. In the second movement, as the crack whore sleeps, the towel, magically animated by the combined essence of deacon and demon, performs a dance before wrapping around her head and suffocating her until her heart stops beating."